Monday, October 22, 2007

An incomplete list of things which cannot survive a fall off the top of my car

  • A FabergĂ© egg
  • A normal egg
  • Most mirrors
  • A snowball
  • An intricate Lego or K'Nex structure which is not specifically made to survive a 5-foot fall
  • Pie
  • Peter Parker's ego
  • Samuel L. Jackson's character in "Unbreakable"
  • My new laptop


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5 comments:

  1. Mens Vaga10/23/2007 12:11 AM

    Awe, man! My sympathies for your loss!!

    *pours some liquor for the laptop*

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  2. Tom Foss10/23/2007 12:19 AM

    Actually, it looks like it's going to be the Bionic laptop--I'm sending it away, and they're going to rebuild it (they have the technology). They're going to make it better, faster, stronger (than it currently is, in its broken state).

    I just hope the relaunch doesn't suck.

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  3. Anonymous10/23/2007 9:15 AM

    Sorry about your laptop, but at least you got a funny blog entry out of it.

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  4. Anonymous10/23/2007 10:52 AM

    Sorry to hear about your laptop, man. That really sucks.

    -M

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  5. Anonymous10/24/2007 3:59 PM

    Better? Faster? Stronger? You have tech support from Kanye West? Bitchin'!

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