I just saw a Humana Insurance commercial featuring the "McClain Family Reunion." I can't help but think it'd be more interesting--and more germane to health and life insurance concerns--to show the McClane family reunion. Can't you just imagine it? Burgers on the grill, cold beer in plastic cups (not glasses--don't want to chance breaking them all over the place), inexplicable explosions. The kids run around playing cowboys and German terrorists (or to change it up, cops and German terrorists), John saying "No, I don't want to play tetherball, I have a really bad headache!"
And by the end, there'd be no one left at the nearby Gruber family reunion.