Surprisingly enough, I don't mind that super-hearing breaks pretty much every physical law related to sound.
What I do mind is that my laptop's on the fritz for some reason, while my desktop's at the same repair center where it's spent the last month-plus. Not only that, but a lightning strike knocked out my Internet access for the majority of today. Just letting you know why posting's slowed down, and announcing that Supermonth will bleed over into August as a result. Just imagine that I'm flying circles around the Earth to turn back time.
With any luck, my computer access will work out within the next day or two. Until then, I can't wait to spend hours on the phone with tech support!