"Supertropes I Hate" is a special Supermonth series dedicated to tropes in Superman storytelling that I just can't stand. If I never saw this trope used again, it'd be too soon.
We all know that Superman, in the modern age, derives his powers from Earth's yellow sun. His body is a living solar battery, absorbing sunlight both to provide some measure of sustenance and to power his amazing abilities. In point of fact, his body naturally absorbs sunlight, regardless of the color, it just happens that yellow sunlight supercharges him.
He stores this yellow sun energy, so if he happens to be away from a light source for an extended period of time, it'll take a little while before his powers fade entirely. When the sun was snuffed out in "Final Night," Superman still had his powers for several days, maybe even weeks, afterward. How long he's able to maintain a charge naturally depends on how much energy he's expending.
Under a red sun, like the one Krypton orbited, Superman's body absorbs much less energy. As with any time that he is not exposed to yellow sunlight, the charge will eventually wear off, depending on how he uses his powers.
This is how Superman's powers have been defined in the modern age, and it's a fantastically logical (inasmuch as that word can be applied to comics) way for his body to work. Contrast this with the Silver Age, where there was some sort of magical on/off switch for his abilities, corresponding to the yellow and red suns. Shining red sunlight at Superman would make him instantaneously human; there was no stored charge, no battery effect. Superman lacked capacitance.
Despite the fact that Superman's physiology in this regard has been fairly well-defined, some writers still treat red sunlight as an off switch to Superman's abilities. They would have you believe that Superman can be totally undone by a heat lamp.
The worst part of this trope is how easy it is to explain away. All of Superman's powers use energy from his internal solar batteries, including invulnerability. A red sun lamp won't sap Superman's strength, but a super-intense burst of red sun energy will require the (passive) use of his invulnerability, which does sap his energy, provided he isn't being continuously charged by yellow sun exposure. The red sun generator just has to be powerful enough to make him burn through his energy stores by using his invulnerability.Or, you know, sap his powers some other way; the red sun lamps just ensure that he won't be recharging what he uses.
Superman's powers aren't that difficult to understand, and it bugs me when people make basic mistakes like this one. One line of dialogue, one difference in the art, could clear up this trope each time it pops up. Instead, we have situations where villains think you can drain a fully-charged battery by giving it a tiny charge. It's inconsistent, it doesn't make sense, and it needs to go away.
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Supermonth: The 5 Worst Superman-Related Songs
Superman's got a long history of inspiring music. Sadly, not much of it is any good. It tends to waffle between "songs that name-drop Superman stuff for no apparent reason" and "songs that are about Superman, but terrible." There's an awful lot of them (pun intended), but for my money, these are the absolute worst:
Dishonorable Mention: This one.
5. "Superman (It's Not Easy)" by Five for Fighting: I wanted to like this song, I really did. It's not even particularly bad; it's just not Superman. It gets a lot of the broad strokes right, referencing the costume, the powers, the backstory, even the catchphrases. But it's just so morose. This is a depressed, lonely Superman, feeling like an outcast without a home, set apart by his powers. In other words, it's perfect for Smallville; the tone of the song and the tone of the show (Clark in particular) are a fantastic match. But for mainstream Superman, this just sounds so far off the mark.
4. "Superman's Song" by Crash Test Dummies:
I wanted to like this song, too. The first time I heard of it was in the "Newstime" special edition magazine that was released around the time of Superman's death. The lead singer of the Crash Test Dummies was interviewed in the in-universe magazine, and talked a bit about the song, specifically how Solomon Grundy was chosen as the villain because his last name rhymed with "money." That kind of sets the stage for the rest of the song, in which Superman is contrasted with Tarzan, admired for having a straight job, and eulogized in droning monotone. I'm pretty sure that Brad Roberts' voice is about an octave above the brown note, and listening to this song may interfere with your brainwave patterns. In 1993, this would have been at the top of the list. Sadly, fifteen years on, it's not even a contender for first.
3. "Superman" by Eminem (Not Safe ForWork Anyone): Basically, Mr. Mathers heard "Rapper's Delight" at some point and thought "hey, the verse where Big Bank Hank is hitting on Lois Lane and bragging about his super sperm is really cool, I bet I could make a whole song about that!" And so he did. Bonus points for blatant misogyny, using the word "unfurled" outside of the "Pinky and the Brain" theme song, and sounding almost exactly like Jamie Kennedy's "Circle Circle Dot Dot."
2. "Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down: I'll be honest here, I hate this song with a passion. Part of it is that it has absolutely nothing to do with Superman--words like "Superman" and "Kryptonite" are dropped in as near-non sequiturs. Part of it is that it's just freaking stupid. It's the kind of unlistenable, wannabe-Nickelback/Creed/Puddle of Mudd/Pearl Jam quasi-grunge garbage that has masqueraded as "rock" for years now. And it was a hit, playing on every damn radio station with an "alternative" or "modern" bent in heavy rotation. It was hard enough to be a Superman fan in the early 2000s, what with "Our Worlds at War" and Joe Casey and whatnot. "Kryptonite" made it downright painful. One of the great redeeming qualities of "Superman (It's Not Easy)" is the line "I'm not crazy, or anything," a bit of a take that at this dreck.
1. "Crank That (Soulja Boy)" by Soulja Boy:
To be fair, this song is in the running for "worst song ever," not just the worst one involving Superman. It's repetitive, it's nonsensical, it's about ill-defined dance moves, and it references Robocop and Super-Soakers. If it weren't so over-the-top in its awfulness, it might be awesome. Instead, it seems that the experimental attempt to use "Superman" as a verb is a musical failure.
Dishonorable Mention: This one.
5. "Superman (It's Not Easy)" by Five for Fighting: I wanted to like this song, I really did. It's not even particularly bad; it's just not Superman. It gets a lot of the broad strokes right, referencing the costume, the powers, the backstory, even the catchphrases. But it's just so morose. This is a depressed, lonely Superman, feeling like an outcast without a home, set apart by his powers. In other words, it's perfect for Smallville; the tone of the song and the tone of the show (Clark in particular) are a fantastic match. But for mainstream Superman, this just sounds so far off the mark.
4. "Superman's Song" by Crash Test Dummies:
I wanted to like this song, too. The first time I heard of it was in the "Newstime" special edition magazine that was released around the time of Superman's death. The lead singer of the Crash Test Dummies was interviewed in the in-universe magazine, and talked a bit about the song, specifically how Solomon Grundy was chosen as the villain because his last name rhymed with "money." That kind of sets the stage for the rest of the song, in which Superman is contrasted with Tarzan, admired for having a straight job, and eulogized in droning monotone. I'm pretty sure that Brad Roberts' voice is about an octave above the brown note, and listening to this song may interfere with your brainwave patterns. In 1993, this would have been at the top of the list. Sadly, fifteen years on, it's not even a contender for first.
3. "Superman" by Eminem (Not Safe For
2. "Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down: I'll be honest here, I hate this song with a passion. Part of it is that it has absolutely nothing to do with Superman--words like "Superman" and "Kryptonite" are dropped in as near-non sequiturs. Part of it is that it's just freaking stupid. It's the kind of unlistenable, wannabe-Nickelback/Creed/Puddle of Mudd/Pearl Jam quasi-grunge garbage that has masqueraded as "rock" for years now. And it was a hit, playing on every damn radio station with an "alternative" or "modern" bent in heavy rotation. It was hard enough to be a Superman fan in the early 2000s, what with "Our Worlds at War" and Joe Casey and whatnot. "Kryptonite" made it downright painful. One of the great redeeming qualities of "Superman (It's Not Easy)" is the line "I'm not crazy, or anything," a bit of a take that at this dreck.
1. "Crank That (Soulja Boy)" by Soulja Boy:
To be fair, this song is in the running for "worst song ever," not just the worst one involving Superman. It's repetitive, it's nonsensical, it's about ill-defined dance moves, and it references Robocop and Super-Soakers. If it weren't so over-the-top in its awfulness, it might be awesome. Instead, it seems that the experimental attempt to use "Superman" as a verb is a musical failure.
Supermonth: A Request
So, my desktop computer has been at the shop for over a month now (Dell is so quick about shipping out parts, and this shop is so good about keeping me updated on the status and ETA), and that's where all my image-altering software is. I have no Photoshop, no scans, no nothing here on this poor abused laptop, which is part of why the Fortress has been so image-light recently.
So here's my request to all of you: could someone whip me up a quick little icon that I can put in each of these Supermonth posts? And if someone wanted to be super-enterprising, they could whip up a new, non-Transformers-themed logo for the site. I might be able to turn this into a little contest of sorts, I suppose, with a prize or two involved. No promises, of course...at least, until I see what the response is.
Thanks!
So here's my request to all of you: could someone whip me up a quick little icon that I can put in each of these Supermonth posts? And if someone wanted to be super-enterprising, they could whip up a new, non-Transformers-themed logo for the site. I might be able to turn this into a little contest of sorts, I suppose, with a prize or two involved. No promises, of course...at least, until I see what the response is.
Thanks!
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Supermonth: Introduction
So, it's 2008. It's been 70 years. 70 Years since we first learned of our strange visitor from another planet. 70 years before we first looked up in the sky to try to make out the bird--no, the plane--no, the man of tomorrow, streaking through the air faster than a speeding bullet. 70 years since the Never-Ending Battle began. 70 years since we first believed a man could fly.
Well, not fly exactly, not at first. Back then, it was leaping an eighth of a mile and hurdling tall buildings. Still, pretty impressive, if not as easily turned into a sound effect.
In honor of that grand anniversary, I decided to dedicate a month of posts to the Man of Steel himself. And while April (the month he first debuted) and June (the month printed on the cover of his first appearance) passed by without leaving me enough time to get the ball rolling, July--the month which birthed "the American Way"--seemed the best time to do it.
So for the next thirty-one days, I'll be posting at least once daily on the Man of Steel. Some posts frivolous and fun, some more serious and in-depth, and hopefully a couple that inspire. Seems to me that would be the best way to capture a hero who has been and can be all those things.
So happy 70th birthday, Superman. Here's to 70 more!
Well, not fly exactly, not at first. Back then, it was leaping an eighth of a mile and hurdling tall buildings. Still, pretty impressive, if not as easily turned into a sound effect.
In honor of that grand anniversary, I decided to dedicate a month of posts to the Man of Steel himself. And while April (the month he first debuted) and June (the month printed on the cover of his first appearance) passed by without leaving me enough time to get the ball rolling, July--the month which birthed "the American Way"--seemed the best time to do it.
So for the next thirty-one days, I'll be posting at least once daily on the Man of Steel. Some posts frivolous and fun, some more serious and in-depth, and hopefully a couple that inspire. Seems to me that would be the best way to capture a hero who has been and can be all those things.
So happy 70th birthday, Superman. Here's to 70 more!
Pears!
This is my new favorite video. As if I needed another reason to love "Human Nature"/"Family of Blood."
Incidentally, how about "The Stolen Earth"? I think I'll have to blog about that later in the week.
Incidentally, how about "The Stolen Earth"? I think I'll have to blog about that later in the week.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Con Artist
Well, I'm heading up to Wizard World Chicago today. Feel free to say hi; I'll be wearing a name tag, working at the Stand-Up Comics booth, and spending oodles of money. Drop by and sample our wares!
Also, July is Superman Month. You've been warned.
Also, July is Superman Month. You've been warned.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Marvelously Unsolicited Opinions
A day late and several dollars short, here's my take on the Marvel Comics for September.
Um...isn't the Anti-Venom just Spider-Man? Since Venom is the anti-Spider-Man? Seems like this ends up like Zibarro, the Bizarro Bizarro, where he's basically Superman (though strangely minus powers, apparently).
A Venom origin miniseries? One, why is this necessary? After all, his origin has already been told and is available in TPB form. Two, why is this coming out now, as opposed to during the lead-up to "Spider-Man 3"?
Awww, Chris Claremont's trying to be Grant Morrison. It's almost cute.
A "House of M" tie-in, three years and three universe-wide events after "House of M." I think this comic may have missed the boat a little. Unless there are actually people nostalgic about "House of M" at this point.
And there, I think I just threw up a little.
Just so you don't think I'm being totally negative, I'm psyched about "Marvel Apes." Honest and true, if only because it features the Gibbon, who rocks. I just hope this goes more the way of "Marvel Monsters" than "Marvel Zombies;" I'd hate to see this run into the ground and pummeled into pulp.
Note to self: buy "JLApe" at convention.
"Secret Invasion" didn't really grab me until the third issue, but now I'm in it for the long haul. I'm curious what the Skrulls are offering that the world might consider...peaceful coexistence? This might end up being the shades-of-gray story that "Civil War" desperately wanted to be.
I'm torn...I don't really want to get in the habit of buying "Secret Invasion" tie-in miniseries (after all, I have seven issues of "Civil War: Frontline" taking up valuable space on my kindling pile), but this boasts an appearance by Beta Ray Bill, fighting a legion of Skrulls in Asgard. If Volstagg were in the blurb, there's no way I'd be able to resist.
I'm not sure about the new "Runaways" series. The book hasn't beenon time the same since Vaughan left, and while it's been late decent, it doesn't really feel like I can remember what's going on from issue to issue due to the incredible lag it's going anywhere. With what unpleasant things unpleasant things I've heard about Terry Moore recently, it seems like this might be a good time to drop the title.
And what is it with giving all the teen-friendly titles (this, "Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane") to Moore? There are other writers. I wouldn't mind seeing a Fred Van Lente "Runaways" myself.
Wait, so now "Squadron Supreme" is a parody of the Marvel Universe? When did that happen? Better yet, why?
I put it to you, True Believers: which character's return do you care less about, Magik or Archangel?
For me, it's gotta be Archangel, especially given the years they've spent trying to make Warren less of an angry cyborg Smurf.
That's it for solicits; what are your thoughts?
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #570
Written by DAN SLOTT
Pencils & Cover by JOHN ROMITA JR.
Monkey Variant by MIKE MCKONE
NEW WAYS TO DIE
It's the Spider-Fight of the century: SPIDER-MAN versus VENOM versus ANTI-VENOM! Who will be the last web-slinger standing? The guy with radioactive spider-blood? The man with the original symbiote? Or...hold on...just who or what is Anti-Venom anyway?! Also: a regular Spidey cast member falls prey to Menace! And Aunt May sees a suspiciously secret side of the F.E.A.S.T. center...
32 PGS./Rated A ...$2.99
Um...isn't the Anti-Venom just Spider-Man? Since Venom is the anti-Spider-Man? Seems like this ends up like Zibarro, the Bizarro Bizarro, where he's basically Superman (though strangely minus powers, apparently).
VENOM: DARK ORIGIN #2 (of 5)
Written by Zeb Wells
Pencils & Cover by Angel Medina
When a man claiming to be the Sin-Eater -- the serial killer tormenting Spider-Man and all New York City -- contacts the young Eddie Brock at the Daily Globe, Eddie takes his shot at career-making news. Who cares if the story’s full of holes? Watch the corruption that poisons Eddie’s soul until it’s as black as a certain alien symbiote...and witness the creation of one of Spider-Man’s great foes! By writer Zeb Wells (AMAZING SPIDER-MAN) and artist Angel Medina (SENSATIONAL SPIDER-MAN)!
32 PGS./Rated T+ ...$2.99
A Venom origin miniseries? One, why is this necessary? After all, his origin has already been told and is available in TPB form. Two, why is this coming out now, as opposed to during the lead-up to "Spider-Man 3"?
BIG HERO 6 #1 (of 6)
Written by CHRIS CLAREMONT
Pencils, Cover & Variant Cover by DAVID NAKAYAMA
The astonishing return of Big Hero Six! Who, you ask? Why none other than Japan’s top heroes, defending the land of the rising sun in the name of the Emperor! Come join Hiro (the smartest boy in Japan), Baymax (his trusty robot companion), Honey Lemon (with her all-containing handbag), Gogo Tomago (somersaulting into an unstoppable energy ball)... plus, who are the Six’s two new members? When unknown super-villains strike Tokyo, BH6 is on the scene, and the stage is set for new adventure and a new series!
48 PGS./Rated A ...$3.99
Awww, Chris Claremont's trying to be Grant Morrison. It's almost cute.
CIVIL WAR: HOUSE OF M #1 (of 5)
Written by CHRISTOS GAGE
Penciled by ANDREA DI VITO
Cover by MIKE PERKINS
The biggest House of M story is finally revealed: how did Magneto take over the world? He began life as a penniless refugee, but rose to conquer the entire planet...and now Christos Gage (Thunderbolts, House of M: Avengers) and Andrea Di Vito (Annihilation) show you how the Master of Magnetism did it! Witness Magneto's first battle with the Sentinels...the tragic end of his marriage...and his fight against Apocalypse for leadership of all mutants! The secret history of the
House of M unfolds here!
32 PGS./Rated T+ ...$2.99
A "House of M" tie-in, three years and three universe-wide events after "House of M." I think this comic may have missed the boat a little. Unless there are actually people nostalgic about "House of M" at this point.
And there, I think I just threw up a little.
MARVEL APES #1 & 2 (of 4)
Written by KARL KESEL
Pencils by RAMON BACHS
Cover by JOHN WATSON
Variant Cover For Marvel Apes #1 by RAMON BACHS
Variant Cover For Marvel Apes #2 by PHIL JIMENEZ
Flingin' feces, True Believer-- the entire Marvel Universe has gone APE!
Just when he thinks life can't get any worse or weirder, Marty Blank – a.k.a. that lovable loser, the Gibbon -- finds himself and the brilliant-and-beautiful Dr. Fiona Fitzhugh transported to a world where monkeys rule and humans don't exist!
SEE the spectacular simian city of Monkhattan!
MEET the hominoid heroes and villains – SPIDER-MONKEY! DOC OOK! IRON MANDRILL! SIMIAN TORCH! THE APE-VENGERS! And more!
THRILL to the return of Speedball!
CONTAINS No-Ads, as we are thrilled to present you backup tales exploring the Apeiverse!
LEARN the dark secret of the primate planet!
WORRY that the fate of the entire universe is in the hands of the Gibbon!
Not a hoax, not a dream, not an imaginary story - just the most not-to-be-missed mini-series of the season! If you only buy one (well, two) comics this month about super-powered, intelligent apes-in-capes, it must be MARVEL APES!
40 PGS.(each)/ Rated T+ ...$3.99 (each)
Just so you don't think I'm being totally negative, I'm psyched about "Marvel Apes." Honest and true, if only because it features the Gibbon, who rocks. I just hope this goes more the way of "Marvel Monsters" than "Marvel Zombies;" I'd hate to see this run into the ground and pummeled into pulp.
Note to self: buy "JLApe" at convention.
SECRET INVASION #6 (of 8)
Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Penciled by LEINIL FRANCIS YU
Cover by GABRIELE DELL’OTTO
Variant Cover by LEINIL FRANCIS YU
Sketch Variant Cover by LEINIL FRANCIS YU
EMBRACE CHANGE! With these words, the Skrulls have made their intentions clear but not everyone thinks they sound all that bad. Which heroes and icons are hell-bent on defending the Earth from the invasion, and who thinks a new era has dawned for mankind? The final double-page spread of this issue will send chills down your spine, and that is a promise!!
The blockbuster event of the year heads towards its shattering conclusion by Bendis and Yu.
32 PGS./Cardstock Cover/Rated T+ ...$3.99
"Secret Invasion" didn't really grab me until the third issue, but now I'm in it for the long haul. I'm curious what the Skrulls are offering that the world might consider...peaceful coexistence? This might end up being the shades-of-gray story that "Civil War" desperately wanted to be.
SECRET INVASION: THOR #2 (of 3)
Written by MATT FRACTION
Pencils and Cover by DOUG BRAITHWAITE
The Secret Invasion hits Asgard...and Broxton, Oklahoma, isn't spared! As the Skrulls arrive and begin their massive assault on the Norse gods, Dr. Donald Blake has his hands full in a middle-school basement delivering a baby. Can Balder the Brave and Beta Ray Bill marshal Asgard's forces long enough, and fight back hard enough, to hold the line until the God of Thunder joins them? And can anybody survive the Skrull's secret weapon...?
32 PGS./Rated T+ ...$2.99
I'm torn...I don't really want to get in the habit of buying "Secret Invasion" tie-in miniseries (after all, I have seven issues of "Civil War: Frontline" taking up valuable space on my kindling pile), but this boasts an appearance by Beta Ray Bill, fighting a legion of Skrulls in Asgard. If Volstagg were in the blurb, there's no way I'd be able to resist.
RUNAWAYS #2
Written by TERRY MOORE
Pencils & Cover by HUMBERTO RAMOS
The kids are back in town, and LA will never be the same. They’ve set up new digs in Malibu, but will they be able to keep it from being destroyed the first day? The remains of Runaway Karolina’s alien race has come to Earth to get revenge for the millions who died on their homeworld. And they’re pointing their fingers at Karolina and Xavin. All this from comic legend Terry Moore (Strangers in Paradise, Echo) and superstar Humberto Ramos (X-MEN, SPIDER-MAN)!
32 PGS./Rated T+ ...$2.99
I'm not sure about the new "Runaways" series. The book hasn't been
And what is it with giving all the teen-friendly titles (this, "Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane") to Moore? There are other writers. I wouldn't mind seeing a Fred Van Lente "Runaways" myself.
SQUADRON SUPREME #3
Written by HOWARD CHAYKIN
Penciled by MARCO TURINI
Cover by GREG LAND
Monkey Variant by Paulo Siqueira
“POWER TO THE PEOPLE”
Meet Arachnophilia—she’s the kind of girl who always hoped the neighbors would describe her as “a quiet girl, who kept to herself”...right after she took out her homeroom with an automatic rifle. But now that this teenage outcast has found herself endowed with spider-like powers...life might just be looking up. Elsewhere, Ultimate Nick Fury learns why four astronauts returned to Earth transformed into something eerily familiar...and utterly fantastic. Meanwhile—Nighthawk takes this opportunity to make his dramatic return!
Part 3 (of 6)
32 PGS./Parental Advisory ...$2.99
Wait, so now "Squadron Supreme" is a parody of the Marvel Universe? When did that happen? Better yet, why?
X-MEN: RETURN OF MAGIK
Written by C.B. CEBULSKI & CHRISTOPHER YOST
Penciled by DAVID AJA, NIKO HENRICHON & DAVID YARDIN
Cover by OLIVIER COIPEL
At long last, Magik is returning to the Marvel Universe! But in what form will she return, and to whom will she owe her allegiance? In a touching tale of death and acceptance originally presented in X-MEN UNLIMITED #13, the X-Man Colossus continues to mourn the loss of his beloved sister, the telepathic mutant mystic known as Magik. Meanwhile, in a story from NEW X-MEN #37, Magik’s origin is explored — and her former master, the demon-lord Belasco returns! Fighting his way through hostile terrain and vicious demon hordes, Belasco will stop at nothing to wrest control of Limbo. But the evil sorceress standing in his way bears a striking resemblance to his former protégé. And finally, from X-MEN: DIVIDED WE STAND #2, Magik has indeed returned — but she’s trapped in Limbo, a slave to Belasco! Illyana yearns for her freedom and family, but she must find the lost pieces of her soul, the bloodstones, if she is to escape and defeat Belasco once and for all!
40 PGS./Must Have One-Shot/Rated T+ ...$3.99
I put it to you, True Believers: which character's return do you care less about, Magik or Archangel?
For me, it's gotta be Archangel, especially given the years they've spent trying to make Warren less of an angry cyborg Smurf.
That's it for solicits; what are your thoughts?
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Unsolicited Opinions
The September '08 Solicits are out, which is odd, because I could have sworn that the December solicits just came out last month. Curse my temporally-displaced memory! Click the new little expanding posts link below to find out what I think, because you care so much.
I seem to be one of few enjoying "Trinity" so far, and maybe it's because of things like this solicit: the return of Gangbuster? Busiek knows what I like. Also, I'm surprised to see Tarot making an appearance...does this mean that Chris Sims will be annotating it?
I don't think I've ever been less excited about a comic than I am about "DC Universe: Decisions." I have a feeling that it may be the most anvilicious, straw man-filled, poorly-conceived caricature of a comic ever. Given that Winick and Willingham's politics are basically caricatures of reasonable positions anyway, I have little doubt that this series will serve only to piss off absolutely everyone.
So I hear that skipping the last 40 issues (or so) of "Countdown" and not actually finishing reading "Death of the New Gods" may have greatly enhanced my enjoyment of "Final Crisis" #1. In any case, I'm pretty psyched about the series, and this issue's solicit suggests that we may get the same kind of awesome dystopian storytelling that Morrison presented in "JLA: Rock of Ages." And that can only be good.
"Legion of 3 Worlds" is the only Final Crisis tie-in series I'm really excited about. I think "Rogues' Revenge" will be good (even if only because it reunites Johns, Kolins, and the Flash), I'll begrudgingly buy "Requiem," I might read "Reign in Hell," and I'm curious about "Superman Beyond," but I'm chomping at the bit for "Legion." Johns' Legion arc in "Action Comics" was his best so far, and I love the Abnett/Lanning and Waid Legions to death; seeing them team up should be a blast.
But nothing can compare to my excitement over this:
Ambush Bug is the definition of awesome. Ambush Bug, Amanda Conner, and the Inferior Five? This book may require a warning label to explain the side-effects of a fun overdose.
Yay! This almost makes up for losing Gail on All-New Atom (and subsequently losing All-New Atom).
Dear DC,
There are writers besides Jim Starlin who can do space opera adventure stories. In fact, I daresay there are much better writers for that than Jim Starlin. Please make a note of it.
Sincerely,
Tom Foss
My first thought upon reading this: "Who the hell is Bombshell?"
My second thought: "Isn't she on X-Force or something?"
My third thought: "Why am I still reading Teen Titans?"
I can't wait for James Robinson's Superman to start, but this solicit got me thinking: is Kurt Busiek's Krypto-centric story ever going to get published? Because I'd really like to see that.
I'd complain about Supergirl getting another new writer, but I'm so incredibly happy about seeing Empress again that I can't bring myself to say anything bad.
You know, I like Marv Wolfman as much as the next guy, but I really hope he isn't permanently taking over "Brave and the Bold." If Waid can't do it, why not Karl Kesel? Dwayne McDuffie? Someone else with an encyclopedic knowledge of the DCU and the ability to write characters with distinct voices? As far as I can tell, Wolfman's only got one of those skills.
Also, that cover is hideous.
Oh, holy crap. You know, I thought "Secret Origin" was almost done at this point. I was kind of expecting it to wrap up in the next issue or two. I mean, it's not a bad story, I just can't bring myself to care about the latest retelling of Hal Jordan's origin. Yes, it's a great deal better than "Emerald Dawn," does it have to be twice as long too?
McDuffie has gotten the short end of every stick with this JLA run. Between the artist, Meltzer's loose threads, and half a dozen stupid crossover tie-ins, there's been very little opportunity for him to do anything interesting or original with the series. I'm glad to see him still trying, and this story looks pretty interesting, but I'd really like editorial to give him as much free reign as they gave Brad "six issues of table talk" Meltzer.
I love "Tiny Titans," and that cover gag is precisely why. Major props if this issue has Raven waiting in a pumpkin patch for the Great Trigon.
Also:
Hm...the Doctor Manhattan toy looks more like a Photoshop effect than an actual action figure. Is he unfinished, or just naked? I notice there's no new Minx titles slated for September; is it just a lull in the schedule?
Anyway, that's about it for DC. Looks to be a much better month than July. I'll hit Marvel up tomorrow.
TRINITY #14-17
Written by Kurt Busiek and Fabian Nicieza
Art by Mark Bagley & Art Thibert, Scott McDaniel & Andy Owens, Mike Norton, and Tom Derenick & Wayne Faucher
Covers by Jim Lee & Scott Williams
Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman lead the heroes of the DCU against the machinations of their malevolent counterparts, resulting in a cataclysmic event that will change the world – but not like anyone involved expects. Plus, Hawkman and Gangbuster make their move to rescue Tarot, and Konvikt breaks loose.
Issue #14 on sale September 3; issue #15 on sale September 10; issue #16 on sale September 17; issue #17 on sale September 24
32 pg, FC, $2.99 US
I seem to be one of few enjoying "Trinity" so far, and maybe it's because of things like this solicit: the return of Gangbuster? Busiek knows what I like. Also, I'm surprised to see Tarot making an appearance...does this mean that Chris Sims will be annotating it?
DC UNIVERSE: DECISIONS #1-2
Written by Judd Winick & Bill Willingham
Pencil art by Rick Leonardi
Covers by Stephane Roux
Election season is upon us, and the stakes have never been higher! An unknown villain is attempting to assassinate the presidential candidates, and only the heroes of the DCU stand in the way. As Green Lantern, Green Arrow, Superman, Batman and more try to learn the killer’s identity, they are faced with the difficult task of reconciling their own personal ideals with the mission at hand.
Brought to you by writers Judd Winick (GREEN ARROW/BLACK CANARY, TITANS) and Bill Willingham (FABLES, DAY OF VENGEANCE) and featuring sensational art by Rick Leonardi (ROBIN, SUPERGIRL)!
Issue #1 on sale September 10; issue #2 on sale September 24 • 1 and 2 of 4 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US
I don't think I've ever been less excited about a comic than I am about "DC Universe: Decisions." I have a feeling that it may be the most anvilicious, straw man-filled, poorly-conceived caricature of a comic ever. Given that Winick and Willingham's politics are basically caricatures of reasonable positions anyway, I have little doubt that this series will serve only to piss off absolutely everyone.
FINAL CRISIS #4
Written by Grant Morrison
Art by J.G. Jones and Carlos Pacheco
Covers by J.G. Jones
It's one month after the Anti-Life Equation was released worldwide. Millions now toil as slaves of Darkseid, while the Justifier shock troops of Apokolips lay waste to the planet Earth and hunt down its protectors.
The remaining free humans and superheroes are stationed around the world, besieged within the walls of ten very familiar 'Watchtowers', as they fight a desperate, losing battle against the triumphant forces of evil.
While Green Arrow and Black Canary attempt to deliver the secret of humanity's last hope across America's blasted wastelands, the Outsiders brave the horrors of the Bludhaven bunker in search of Batman. The ultimate battle is coming...but which heroes will become villain – and vice versa? And what part do the Secret Society have to play in the dawning of this new Age of Evil?
Darkness is falling and death rules the day. Is this truly the end of the Age of Super Heroes? Don't miss FINAL CRISIS #4: “How to Murder the Earth!”
Retailers please note: This issue will ship with two covers by J.G. Jones that will ship in approximately 50/50 ratio. Please see the Previews Order Form for more information.
On sale September 17 • 4 of 7 • 40 pg, FC, $3.99 US
So I hear that skipping the last 40 issues (or so) of "Countdown" and not actually finishing reading "Death of the New Gods" may have greatly enhanced my enjoyment of "Final Crisis" #1. In any case, I'm pretty psyched about the series, and this issue's solicit suggests that we may get the same kind of awesome dystopian storytelling that Morrison presented in "JLA: Rock of Ages." And that can only be good.
FINAL CRISIS: LEGION OF THREE WORLDS #2
Written by Geoff Johns
Art by George Pérez & Scott Koblish
Covers by George Pérez
Geoff Johns and George Perez continue crafting the Crisis of the 31st Century! As Superboy-Prime leads the Legion of Super-Villains against everything and everyone inspired by the legacy of Superman, the Legion of Super-Heroes are forced to call for help from beyond their world. Meanwhile, contingency plans are created by Brainiac 5 as he attempts to overcome Colu’s devastating betrayal, Dawnstar and Wildfire pull off a startling rescue, but at a horrible cost to the universe, and Saturn Girl uncovers the source of the Legion’s troubles.
Retailers please note: This issue will ship with two covers by George Pérez that will ship in approximately 50/50 ratio. Please see the Previews Order Form for more information.
On sale September 17 • 2 of 5 • 40 pg, FC, $3.99 US
"Legion of 3 Worlds" is the only Final Crisis tie-in series I'm really excited about. I think "Rogues' Revenge" will be good (even if only because it reunites Johns, Kolins, and the Flash), I'll begrudgingly buy "Requiem," I might read "Reign in Hell," and I'm curious about "Superman Beyond," but I'm chomping at the bit for "Legion." Johns' Legion arc in "Action Comics" was his best so far, and I love the Abnett/Lanning and Waid Legions to death; seeing them team up should be a blast.
But nothing can compare to my excitement over this:
AMBUSH BUG YEAR NONE #3
Written by Keith Giffen & Robert Loren Fleming
Art by Keith Giffen & Al Milgrom
Cover by Amanda Conner
Darkseid makes a list and checks it twice! Plus, a shotgun wedding, alternate universes, more OMACs than you can shake a stick at and the very important return of Super-Turtle all wait for you in this all-new, all-ridiculous third issue.
On sale September 24 • 3 of 6 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US
Ambush Bug is the definition of awesome. Ambush Bug, Amanda Conner, and the Inferior Five? This book may require a warning label to explain the side-effects of a fun overdose.
SECRET SIX #1
Written by Gail Simone
Art by Nicola Scott & Doug Hazlewood
Cover by Cliff Chiang
Because you demanded it! The Secret Six are back in an all-new ongoing series that promises to deliver some of the darkest, most twisted action-adventure the DC Universe has seen since...well, the last time the Secret Six got together! Writer extraordinaire Gail Simone (BIRDS OF PREY) is reunited with BIRDS penciller Nicola Scott to chronicle the adventures of the Six, and you will not believe what they have in store. Join Catman, Scandal, Deadshot, Ragdoll, and ?? as they prepare for an adventure that will take them through a gauntlet across the seediest parts of the DC Universe, and will ultimately pit them against a foe more monstrous and murderous than any they've had to face! Don't miss the beginning of the most ferocious and scandalous Six story yet!
On sale September 3 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US
Yay! This almost makes up for losing Gail on All-New Atom (and subsequently losing All-New Atom).
ADAM STRANGE SPECIAL #1
Written by Jim Starlin
Art by Rick Leonardi & Dan Green
Cover by Jim Starlin & Al Milgrom
A RANN/THANAGAR: HOLY WAR tie-in! After narrowly escaping a deadly blast, Adam Strange finds himself spiraling through the timestream, forced to relive the past and helpless to watch as his future unravels before his very eyes. Will he be able to pull himself together to rejoin the Holy War?
On sale September 3 • 40 pg, FC, $3.50 US
Dear DC,
There are writers besides Jim Starlin who can do space opera adventure stories. In fact, I daresay there are much better writers for that than Jim Starlin. Please make a note of it.
Sincerely,
Tom Foss
TEEN TITANS #63
Written by Sean McKeever
Art and cover by Eddy Barrows & Ruy Jose
Bombshell is back! But wait — isn't she dead?
My first thought upon reading this: "Who the hell is Bombshell?"
My second thought: "Isn't she on X-Force or something?"
My third thought: "Why am I still reading Teen Titans?"
SUPERMAN #680
Written by James Robinson
Art by Renato Guedes & José Wilson Magalháes
Cover by Alex Ross
“Atlas,” part 4! The grand finale of the Atlas epic finds Superman's foe seemingly victorious! With Superman down for the count, who can stand in the way of the city's supposed new ruler? Enter Krypto, (Super)man's best friend, who will do anything to protect his master. Don’t miss Krypto at his most heroic, a worthy addition to the Superman Family – and a very good boy. Plus: A new, magical character settles in Metropolis, just when Superman needs him most.
On sale September 24 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US
I can't wait for James Robinson's Superman to start, but this solicit got me thinking: is Kurt Busiek's Krypto-centric story ever going to get published? Because I'd really like to see that.
SUPERGIRL #33
Written by James Peaty
Art by Ron Randall
Cover by Stephane Roux
Coming off the most devastating decision of her young career, Supergirl finds herself at a crossroads. Is she worthy of the "S" she wears? Can she involve herself in the affairs of humans again after misusing her powers so badly? Enter the Empress (of YOUNG JUSTICE fame), who has a whole different perspective on the matter!
On sale September 3 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US
I'd complain about Supergirl getting another new writer, but I'm so incredibly happy about seeing Empress again that I can't bring myself to say anything bad.
THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD #17
Written by Marv Wolfman
Art and cover by Phil Winslade
Supergirl and Raven team up to save San Francisco from a new super villain with deep roots in the DC Universe!
On sale September 17 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US
You know, I like Marv Wolfman as much as the next guy, but I really hope he isn't permanently taking over "Brave and the Bold." If Waid can't do it, why not Karl Kesel? Dwayne McDuffie? Someone else with an encyclopedic knowledge of the DCU and the ability to write characters with distinct voices? As far as I can tell, Wolfman's only got one of those skills.
Also, that cover is hideous.
GREEN LANTERN #35
Written by Geoff Johns
Art by Ivan Reis & Oclair Albert
Cover by Ivan Reis
The conclusion to “Secret Origin”! The prelude to the Blackest Night begins as the climax of the story of Hal Jordan’s first adventure comes to a close! Hal and Sinestro are confronted by the Guardians over their greatest fears. Plus, Sinestro uncovers a new prophecy all his own as the stage is set for next month’s “Rage of the Red Lanterns”!
On sale September 24 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US
Oh, holy crap. You know, I thought "Secret Origin" was almost done at this point. I was kind of expecting it to wrap up in the next issue or two. I mean, it's not a bad story, I just can't bring myself to care about the latest retelling of Hal Jordan's origin. Yes, it's a great deal better than "Emerald Dawn," does it have to be twice as long too?
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #25
Written by Dwayne McDuffie
Art by Ed Benes
Cover by Ed Benes
Vixen and Animal Man journey into the sacred Tantu Totem to solve the mystery of their altered powers. But Anansi, the African spider god responsible for these changes, has only begun reshaping the powers and histories of the Justice League, as eight-year-old Bruce Wayne shoots the burglar who killed his parents, Wonder Woman retires from the JLA after the tragic death of her husband, Superman, and The Green Lantern Corps quarantines Earth after one of their number destroys an American city. With the team’s history changing before Vixen’s eyes, is the JLA we now know gone forever?
On sale September 17 • 48 pg, FC, $3.99 US
McDuffie has gotten the short end of every stick with this JLA run. Between the artist, Meltzer's loose threads, and half a dozen stupid crossover tie-ins, there's been very little opportunity for him to do anything interesting or original with the series. I'm glad to see him still trying, and this story looks pretty interesting, but I'd really like editorial to give him as much free reign as they gave Brad "six issues of table talk" Meltzer.
TINY TITANS #8
Written by Art Baltazar and Franco
Art and cover by Art Baltazar
School is in session at Sidekick City Elementary and it’s time for report cards and parent teacher conferences.
Plus, Beast Boy gets more than he bargained for with a trip to the local library and hilarity ensues at Blue Beetle’s birthday party with a case of mistaken identity and much, much more!
On sale September 17 • 32 pg, FC, $2.25 US
I love "Tiny Titans," and that cover gag is precisely why. Major props if this issue has Raven waiting in a pumpkin patch for the Great Trigon.
Also:
Hm...the Doctor Manhattan toy looks more like a Photoshop effect than an actual action figure. Is he unfinished, or just naked? I notice there's no new Minx titles slated for September; is it just a lull in the schedule?
Anyway, that's about it for DC. Looks to be a much better month than July. I'll hit Marvel up tomorrow.
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