Monday, October 22, 2007

An incomplete list of things which cannot survive a fall off the top of my car

  • A FabergĂ© egg
  • A normal egg
  • Most mirrors
  • A snowball
  • An intricate Lego or K'Nex structure which is not specifically made to survive a 5-foot fall
  • Pie
  • Peter Parker's ego
  • Samuel L. Jackson's character in "Unbreakable"
  • My new laptop

Next: An incomplete list of warranties I didn't buy!


Mens Vaga said...

Awe, man! My sympathies for your loss!!

*pours some liquor for the laptop*

Tom Foss said...

Actually, it looks like it's going to be the Bionic laptop--I'm sending it away, and they're going to rebuild it (they have the technology). They're going to make it better, faster, stronger (than it currently is, in its broken state).

I just hope the relaunch doesn't suck.

Anonymous said...

Sorry about your laptop, but at least you got a funny blog entry out of it.

Unknown said...

Sorry to hear about your laptop, man. That really sucks.


Anonymous said...

Better? Faster? Stronger? You have tech support from Kanye West? Bitchin'!