Sunday, October 25, 2009

Bat-Month: PSA

Sometimes, the stress of crimefighting gets to be too much, even for the best of us. Having an occasional drink is a fine, perfectly healthy way to relax after a night of chasing criminals across rooftops.

Where everybody knows your name, but not your secret identity.

But it's easy to have too much of a good thing.

Couldn't find the bat-room.

And at the end of the night, you might make a terrible mistake:

Who does that bartender think he is, trying to take my keys?
What, is he retarded or something?
I'm the goddamn Batman!

Remember, drunk driving isn't just dangerous: it's against the law.

Why no, ociffer, I'm sotally tober.

So if you're going to drink, make sure you bring along a designated driver.

My youthful ward Robin is a DD!

Sidekicks don't let superheroes drive drunk.

This message brought to you by the Ad Council and Justice Leaguers Against Drunk Driving

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