Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Change the channel, your life may depend on it!

Maybe it's just the effect of the fear toxin...AMC is currently showing "Batman Begins." This is all well and good; it's a great flick, and I encourage anyone and everyone to watch it. However, when those credits begin to roll, I implore you to start channel surfing. Don't wait to see who the gaffer was, don't idly wonder what might be next up on the channel--if you value your health and safety, you'll seek out other viewing options, and quickly.

Why the urgency? Because after "Batman Begins," which is a great film and easily one of the top superhero movies of all time, AMC in its infinite wisdom has decided to air Catwoman.

The jarring difference in quality may cause severe whiplash, leading to neck strain, head trauma, concussion, or even vertebral fractures. Please, whatever you do, make sure you don't stay tuned to AMC after Batman Begins ends. I can't be held responsible for the consequences.

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