As you can see, The Fortress of Soliloquy has a little captain in it. Captain O.G. Readmore has arrived to truncate posts and generally improve upon the loading time and overall blog layout. So exult, O shores, and ring, O bells, for this Fortress no longer requires a key that only a hundred stout dial-up users can lift. Or, um, something. Many thanks to Brian Cronin, superblogger of Comics Should Be Good and Snark Free Waters for showing me how to do that bit of formatting.
Yes, this was just an excuse to post a picture of O.G. Readmore.