And then I find out that Google Video wants to charge $1.99 to watch "Thriller." I believe I paraphrase St. Benjamin when I say "Wotta revoltin' development!"
But I'm not totally content-free for Samhain. As a little "screw you" to the King of Pop, here's "Thriller"...as performed by Legos.
Continuing the trials and tribulations of dating a werewolf (that's what Michael is in the beginning of that, right? Some sort of were-something, anyway), here's the crew of the Satellite of Love.
And since I can't hear that without thinking about the end credits, here are the end credits.
Crow T. Robot engages in some truly frightening Cryptozoology here.
And finally, here's The Cure, to ensure that you have pleasant dreams tonight.