Look, you know how it is. It's your first time in spandex, you're getting your picture taken, you're a little excited, a little nervous, and this sort of thing just happens. It's not like you can control it. And you know, the more you think about it, the worse it gets.
I mean, it's not like he could just hold his textbook in front of himself, y'know?
So give him a break. I mean, the only alternative is that it's some kind of creepy narcissistic thing, like that scene in "American Psycho." And that kind of conduct doesn't really fit a superhero.
That...that's not right.